What a bummer birthday!
Well circumstances aren't all you hoped they'd be right now.
It is two days before payday and your funds are non-existent. Yesterday was
and you were hoping for money. Instead all you got was an old toaster from
great, great grand mother. Not to be unappreciative (because toast is good),
but you had
really been counting on cash. In an effort to bring your relationship with
girlfriend "Beth" to a new level, you invited her to stay over and watch
movies. She was a
little hesitant at first, but agreed when you promised her a home cooked
breakfast of eggs,
bacon, toast, pancakes, and syrup.
That was probably not the smartest move in the world considering you have next
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